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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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