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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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