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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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