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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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