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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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