Pictures:

A photo of synthesis.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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