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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

1506

Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

1350

What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

707

How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

1136

Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

756

What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

1240

Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

794

Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

1797

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

877

Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

1001

Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

1915