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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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