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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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