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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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