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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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