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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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