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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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