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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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