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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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