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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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