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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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