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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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