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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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