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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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