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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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