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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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A swimming pool table.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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