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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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