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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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