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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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A tripod.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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