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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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