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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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