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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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