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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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