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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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