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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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