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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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A paradigm.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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