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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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