Pictures:

What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

2959

What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

3265

What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

2895

What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

2863

What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

3194

What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

3292

What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

2524

What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

2462

What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

3058

It's a lap top.

2924

What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

2700

What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

2744