Pictures:

Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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A square not.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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