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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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