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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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