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A pear of scissors.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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