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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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