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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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A pear of scissors.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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