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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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A dessert island.

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An elevator pitch.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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