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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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