Pictures:

A tripod.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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It's a lap top.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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