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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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