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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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