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It's a lap top.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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