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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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