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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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A tripod.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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