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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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