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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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