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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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