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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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A pear of scissors.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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