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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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