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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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A swimming pool table.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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