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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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An elevator pitch.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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