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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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