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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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