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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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A tripod.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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