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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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