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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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An elevator pitch.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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A swimming pool table.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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