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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

They're called suspenders.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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