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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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