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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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