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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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A tripod.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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