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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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