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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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It's a lap top.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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