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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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A square not.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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A tripod.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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