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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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