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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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