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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

1898

How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

1908

What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

1918

Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

1899

What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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