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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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