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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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