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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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