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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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