Pictures:

Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

3128
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

613
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

854
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

1648
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

1704
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

671
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

3235
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

1899
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

855
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

1925
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

1507
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

2484