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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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