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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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