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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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