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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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