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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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