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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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