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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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