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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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