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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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