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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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