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An elevator pitch.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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