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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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