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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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