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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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