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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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