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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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