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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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