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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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