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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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