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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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