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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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