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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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