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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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