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Akiva Lane
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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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