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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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