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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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