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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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