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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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