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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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A son of a gun.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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