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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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