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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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