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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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