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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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