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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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