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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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