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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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