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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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