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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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