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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

1790

How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

1994

How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

595

Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

1830

What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

2680

Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

1166

How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

1934

What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

2342

What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

2697

What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

1912

What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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