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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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