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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Akiva Lane
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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Akiva Lane
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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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