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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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