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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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