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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Akiva Lane
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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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