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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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