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Akiva Lane
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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Akiva Lane
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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Akiva Lane
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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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