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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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