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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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