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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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