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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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