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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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