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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Akiva Lane
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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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