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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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