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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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