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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why is this food dish considered so valuable?

It's 24 carrots cold.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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